How To Create A Portal Gun (This is Supposed to Be Funny)

Ahh, the magnificent Portal Device. Well known among the ones who devote all their time into video games. Valve’s Portal one and Portal2, the best puzzle game ever. Uses physics and your brain to solve puzzles. Using stories of the game to keep the player entertained throughout the game.

Now, to cut to the chase, the Portal Device. If you look at the Portal Device in the game or if you have a replica, that might or might not be to my left, you would see the trigger that would or would not be pulled. That trigger “shoots” a “portal”. The Portal Device is not “shooting” a “portal” but simply creating light flow out of the Portal Device.

Step #1) It would be very simple to make it, if it only needed to make light, but the hard part to it, is that you need to create mass amounts of light. Even then, not just “mass amounts of light”. Wormholes needed to be created inside a small container. Which if you have no idea how that is difficult, you try making a Wormhole(for those of you who have no idea what a Wormhole, Whitehole, or possibly Blackhole is please look it up, I am not going to explain it to you in detail).

Step #2) The Wormhole is light, as I said before “mass amounts of light.” A Wormhole is not easy or safe to create. Plus, you need to compress that Wormhole into a circle or oval.

Step #3) Then, you would need to separate that Wormhole that you have created, into two different ones.

Step #4) Next thing you have to do is create a container that can hold all of that mass amount of pressure and compress inside the portal gun.

There you go, four “simple“ steps on how to make a Portal Device. Please don’t send the world into space and kill everyone in the process(that would be bad).