Monthly Archives: November 2013

The Wall Poem For Ms. Schoch

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The Wall,
When I was little I would climb onto the stone wall,
It’s white stone,
Staring down at me,
It was Challenging me,
Little did it know,
That I was going to conquer it,
Climbing, stepping, leaping onto my play scape,
From my play scape I jumped,
Flying to the wall,
I lifted my little self atop the wall,
I sat there,
Letting my legs dangle over the grass,
Grass reaching for my tiny feet,
Bicyclist waved as they passed,
I waved back,
That was the last time,
I ever set foot on,
The Wall

1, 2, 3, 4, EASY HOW TO CREATE A PORTAL GUN!!!!

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How To Create A Portal Gun (This is Supposed to Be Funny)

Ahh, the magnificent Portal Device. Well known among the ones who devote all their time into video games. Valve’s Portal one and Portal2, the best puzzle game ever. Uses physics and your brain to solve puzzles. Using stories of the game to keep the player entertained throughout the game.

Now, to cut to the chase, the Portal Device. If you look at the Portal Device in the game or if you have a replica, that might or might not be to my left, you would see the trigger that would or would not be pulled. That trigger “shoots” a “portal”. The Portal Device is not “shooting” a “portal” but simply creating light flow out of the Portal Device.

Step #1) It would be very simple to make it, if it only needed to make light, but the hard part to it, is that you need to create mass amounts of light. Even then, not just “mass amounts of light”. Wormholes needed to be created inside a small container. Which if you have no idea how that is difficult, you try making a Wormhole(for those of you who have no idea what a Wormhole, Whitehole, or possibly Blackhole is please look it up, I am not going to explain it to you in detail).

Step #2) The Wormhole is light, as I said before “mass amounts of light.” A Wormhole is not easy or safe to create. Plus, you need to compress that Wormhole into a circle or oval.

Step #3) Then, you would need to separate that Wormhole that you have created, into two different ones.

Step #4) Next thing you have to do is create a container that can hold all of that mass amount of pressure and compress inside the portal gun.

There you go, four “simple“ steps on how to make a Portal Device. Please don’t send the world into space and kill everyone in the process(that would be bad).

Dark Caves

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A man, strutting. His long coat flapping in the wind as he walks through the night. His hair, dark, brushing gently against his face. He had a pale face, pale as the moon. The grey eyes of his illuminated the night, frightening the dark creatures who kill the joyous. Behind him, strong men and women armed with weapons of all sorts. “Sir, we’re here.” The mans’s soldier announced abruptly. “Yes, yes we are.” The man declared in a smooth tone, then pointed to one of the soldiers. “Hey you, call in our strongest warriors, immediately.” The man commanded. “Yes Sir!” The young soldier blurted.

“Hey, Emerald, come on! General is calling!” A boy announced. “Coming Bronze, just wait a moment, I have to pack my stuff really quick.” Emerald blasted through stressed teeth. Emerald’s long emerald hair waved as she sprinted with her backpack hanging off of one shoulder. “Hey, wait up, Bronze; you’re faster than me!” Emerald bawled. “Not my fault, we gotta go find Silver and Ruby anyways.” Chortled Bronze. “Fine, you go find Silver since he is farther, I’ll get Ruby, shes just down the hall anyways. Emerald dashed down the corridor. “Here.” She gasped for breath.
Emerald approached a wooden door, grabbing the handle, she opened the door. “Rhode, get up! It’s time to go, general is calling!” Emerald Hollered. A little girl with hair, as a bright red, red as fire, turned. She was about at the age of 12, while Emerald was about 15. “Oh- Okay, I just got dressed, I packed my things too. I am going to get my shoes on.” Rhode muttered. Rhode shuffled down her dorm by the door where her black boots, lined in red sat. Soon, Rhode was ready to go. “C’mon, let’s go already! I’ve been waiting here for ever!” Wailed Emerald. “Okay, I am ready, lets go.” Rhode muttered.

TO BE CONTIUNED